Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.She sounds hideous.
Well she’s a guy so
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
PEOPLE WHO UPLOAD FULL PANEL VIDEOS FROM COMIC CON TO YOUTUBE ARE A BLESSING AND DESERVE A HAPPY LIFE!
*loves a character everyone hates even more just out of spite*
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is